EVERTON THE PEOPLES CLUB...?
My arse...More like the village peoples club!

EVERTON'S NEW RELEASE!!!
The song's tune is YMCA by the Village People.
Here are the words:

Young man, there's no need for that frown
I said, young man, 'cos you've got a crap ground.
I said Young man, cos youre gonna go down
There's no need to be unhappy

Young man, there's a place you can go
I said young man, while Bill's short of the dough
You can stay there, and i'm sure you will find
That you've still got a crap side.

It's fun to go to the Na-tion-wide League
It's fun to go to the Na-tion-wide League
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with David Moyes

It's fun to stay at the Na-tion-wide League
It's fun to stay at the Na-tion-wide League
You can get your kit cleaned
Try to sign Sum Bum Guy
But only end up with Li Tie

Young man, are ya listnin to me?
I said young man have ya heard of Grimsby?
I said, young man, you can make real your dreams
But you got to know this one thing

No man does it all by himself
I said young man, show your pride that you're Welsh
And just go there, to the Na-tion-wide League
Im sure they can help you today

It's fun to go to the Na-tion-wide League
It's fun to go to the Na-tion-wide League
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with David Moyes

It's fun to stay at the Na-tion-wide League
It's fun to stay at the Na-tion-wide League
You can get your kit cleaned
Try to sign Sum Bum Guy
But only end up with Li Tie

Young man I was once in your shoes
I said, I was down and out like the BLUES
I said Walter didnt put up a fight
I felt Clive Thomas was so *****

Thats when someone came up to me
And said young man, walking up Gwladys Street
There's a place there, called the Na-tion-wide League
They can start you back on our way

It's fun to go to the Na-tion-wide League
It's fun to go to the Na-tion-wide League
They have everything for you men to enjoy
You can hang out with David Moyes

It's fun to stay at the Na-tion-wide League
It's fun to stay at the Na-tion-wide League
You can get your kit cleaned
Try to sign Sum Bum Guy
But only end up with Li Tie

Na-tion-wide League........
Na-tion-wide League........

young man young man are ya listening to me?
young man young man get a map of Grimsby!!!!